That feeling when...

…you approach a coworker for drinks, and proceed to make a fool out of yourself by revealing your immature, ill-forned, unsavory political opinions; furthermore, when you deflect by claiming that you simply call it like it is, with great smugness and no small amount of attitude

You can call it like it is, she said, blowing out smoke until I coughed a lung out,

Just don't call me back.